From the mouths of Tweets

Follow my ongoing adventures at Twitter:

  • Does Sarah Palin really want to attack people in Obama’s religious past? Really? Well, researchers of the world, turnabout is fair play… 2:45 PM October 06, 2008
  • Wall Street is the new 18 car pile up. I just can’t stop rubbernecking! Where’s the decapitated body? I know it’s there… 9:45 AM October 06, 2008
  • You do NOT want to be involved in a brown alert scenario. 02:10 PM October 01, 2008
  • I think more teenagers would drink Red Bull if it gave you your red wings. 10:31 AM September 29, 2008
  • Austria will allow 16-year-olds to vote. Whoopee. You don’t even need an IQ of 16 to vote in the US. 03:53 PM September 25, 2008
  • If you really believe that God will help McCain win the election, show your faith. Stay home and let God work. 10:55 AM September 25, 2008
  • People complain about pork in government, but I think more bacon never hurt anyone. Except those with heart conditions. 09:19 AM September 25, 2008
  • Whores. Good god y’all. What am I good for? 05:36 PM September 22, 2008 from twitterrific
  • MILF: it does a body good. 02:37 AM September 21, 2008
  • Slurring and saying “Arrrrrr” a lot works well for ‘Talk Like A Pilot’ day too… 01:04 PM September 19, 2008
  • Oh, man. I thought they said “Talk Like a Pyrex Day”. No wonder everone keeps walking away. 12:24 PM September 19, 2008
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