The birds and the bees. And the turtles.

This is how our mornings start off:

  • I try to wake CL after she dozes through three separate alarms.
  • I try being sexy, knowing that there’s no better way to start a day.
  • I whisper sweet nothings to her as the coffee brews a room away.
  • When all that fails, the bodyslamming begins.
  • And then, because I know she’s awake (I saw your legs come out from under the covers, bitch — don’t you lie to me!), it’s time for more sex. This time with my first and most intelligible words of the day.

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