Everyone should do a thorough cleaning of their PC every six months or so.

It’s been two years for me. I know… shame, shame, no biscuit.

But two years is over. All done. Reformatted, reinstalled, stripped down to the core again.

My computer is happy and faster already.

Now, if I could just reformat my brain to rid myself of the memory of five minutes of KEPT. Jerry Hall looking for a boytoy.

I take back everything I ever said about wanting a sugarmama. No more. Nope.

Ick.