ONE:

My brother and I are apparently living life in parallel.

Or, to quote him, in a non-Barry White voice: “Love is in the air.”

And I hope this embarasses him, at least a little.

TWO:

I just saw a bunch of elderly exercising, apparently a commercial for some step-class for older folks. And I know this is cruel, and karma will make sure I live to be 108 for thinking it (much less saying it in a public forum), but damn, that was ghoulish.

And funny. Ghoulish and funny go together well.

My brain hurts, and I’m going to hell.