* Does Uli Jon Roth ever look back and think, “What the fuck was I thinking?”

* Does David Lee Roth ever look forward and think?

* Seriously. Have you ever heard ASTRAL SKIES when not doped to the gills and not sat in a blind stupor, thinking to yourself, “Why did I buy this?”

* Musicians that enjoy the studio experience more than playing live are masochists.

* How long can one sober person listen to ASTRAL SKIES? Three songs and counting…

* It is possible to get sunburned in March in Alabama. Not easy, but possible.

* Oh, my god. Who let this man sing? The guitar playing is good, and the only reason anyone ever talks about the man’s career — but for the love of all that is holy and good, who allowed him to sing?!

* Is it insane of me to want to redesign a website with a randomly chosen CSS file that totally changes the look of the site on each visit? (Answer: yes. Because who has that kind of time?)

* The answer, even early in the morning when stamina is strong and the will is weak: 4 songs. And I feel damaged. And it’s still your fault.